(Source: theytookmycastiel, via thankmyluckyscars)
Amy: We met in 1993 in Chicago. I had heard about Tina “on the streets” before I met her. We were both new improvisers who had moved from where we were going to college to study improv, and we performed together on an improv team named after a bad porn movie called Inside Vladimir. [It was a] gay porn movie. Not necessarily bad. Just gay. So we were the two women on that improv team and that’s where we met. So we knew each other when we were big-eyebrowed, poor and badly dressed.
(via sweatnap)
- Don’t cut it too short.
No me lo corte demasiado corto. (no me lo kor-te de-ma-sya-do kor-to)- Shave it all off!
Aféitelo todo! (A-fay-te-lo to-do)- Please use a new blade.
Por favor, use una cuchilla nueva. (Por fa-vor oo-se oo-na koo-chee-lya nwe-va)- I should never have let you near me!
No debía haberla dejado tocarme! (No de-bee-a a-ber-la de-kha-do to-kar-me)